One of my favorite websites.

Ridiculous church signs:


~ by Joshua Long on September 8, 2008.

One Response to “One of my favorite websites.”

  1. After posting this I wondered if I should have. I do want to make fun of these churches but I don’t want anyone to think this is the norm for Christians. These are dumb signs. Please do not emulate them. Here are some of my favorites from the archives (if they don’t make sense or are misspelled, please do not correct me…I have relayed them accurately).

    “Christianity is a verb.”
    “Prosperity is to understand how God does things.”
    “Does your face have worry wrinkles? You need a faith-lift!”
    “If you would shut up, you would hear God’s voice.”
    “God so loved the world that He did’nt send a committee.”
    “Lighthouses blow no horn. They only shine.”
    “Diamonds are chunks of coal that stuck to their job”
    “Nobody laid eggs for your salvation.”
    “Heart Vision Sacrifice: Ten versus Two”
    “Martians welcome! We have space for everyone!”
    “Everyone has the right to be stupid; some people abuse the privelege.”
    “God bless our troops overseas. Sign vandals are the scum of the earth.”

    It has been debated in many churches if “excellence” should be a church value. These churches have obviously decided “no.”

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